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Ultimate Fighting Food Champion Bacon Takes On Tofu

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures

Only one can remain at the top of the food chain!

UFFC fans lit up the forums today after the announcement of a planned exhibition fight between up-and-coming lightweight master Monsieur Tofu and reigning fryweight champion Mr. Bacon.  This is not the first time that Bacon has been challenged by a Vegejitsiu newcomer, but Bacon’s vast experience and willingness to “go for the crisp” aids him in overcoming the kinder, leafier style of the typical Vegejitsiu fighter. This will be the first time that he has met a Vegejitsiu fighter with stats (and an attitude) to rival his own.

Mr. “Hickory Smoked” Bacon, who is a  veteran of the UFFC, gained prominence in the league early on when he defeated Lady Egg “Mac” Muffin in three consecutive UFFC Breakfast Matches. He quickly became a fan favorite. His skill in the Mixed Culinary Arts was evident as he faced and submitted opponent after opponent, and the most viewed match ever in the UFFC occurred when “Hickory Smoked” met the then-reigning champ Sir Loin Beef in battle. The ground-and-pound which occurred in that match turned Sir Loin into hamburger. What was that? Oh! Never mind. I thought I heard someone groan.   Read the rest of this entry »